The C.T.C. Constabulary is a Strategic Community Diversity Partnership.
A Fictitious entity made up of 3 geographical and mythical divisions.
The City Division. The Town Division. The County Division.
We have that all encompassing entity know as…………HQ………… overseeing the Specialist Support Services Department that includes all of the other bits, from Crime Investigation to Bean Counting and performance monitoring department where all the important bits are kept.
There is a risk assessment and workplace injury reduction unit, professional standards and internal investigations unit as well as our state of the art high tech communications suite.
HQ has several car parks, some of them rather large. The tram lines of the tennis court clearly visible under the newly painted parking bays. Parking for the selected masses is important. If you have your own space you are truly special. The further away your parking place, the less status in the organisation you have. We have the obligatory and clearly marked disabled bays. No one should ever park in these. We mean it.
Our stores and general supplies unit is like a fortress. Appointments only and everything in triplicate on a totally one for one basis. Only. Ever.
We are working towards our vision. We have a mission to work towards our vision.
We have a clear vision of a citizen focused framework and a transparently safer community through strategic empowerment to meet the demands of modern and efficient Policing in the 21st Century.
We are working together with our partners to make our communities feel safe and be safe. We are working with you and for you. We want to try to get it right, first time and every time because we care.
Exactly what does this all mean ?
I don’t fully understand but it does sound pretty good and that could be important.
If all else fails it is because we have made an honest error of judgement, made inadvertent mistakes and one of our partners has made an administrative oversight. We must try to ensure that it can never happen again.
Either way itis someone else’s fault. We have learnt from our mistakes and apologise, for everything.
We are working harder than ever before
=We have a lot more meetings and there are more of us
in a multi agency innovative way
=We are trying to get other parts of society to help us out
for a clearer vision of a citizen focused framework
= This is why there are more of us in more meetings. We don’t have a clue what you want. We are a bit afraid that its curfew all kids and banish dog poo forever
and a transparently safer community
= provable with carefully selected statistics
through strategic empowerment to meet the demands of modern and efficient Policing in the 21st Century.
= One mistake officer and you WILL be shafted
We are moving forward and have a real momentum on the ground.
= The local Ops Managers have swallowed the pill
We have a real determination to make your community safe.
= We have a real determination to make your community safe.
We are working harder than ever before – we’ve attended more meetings than ever.
in a multi agency innovative way – we’ve invited loads of other people to these meetings.
for a clearer vision of a citizen focused framework – we even invited the general public to play with flip charts and post-its (the bastards kept eating our custard creams)
and a transparently safer community – we will chase the nominals off the street corners for the photo-opportunity
We are moving forward and have a real momentum on the ground – we’ve got loads of meetings planned, look how packed my diary is!
We have a real determination to make your community safe. – because otherwise, I’ll have to eat the bickies by myself and there is a real risk I might have to do some proper work.
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