The C.T.C. Constabulary is a Strategic Community Diversity Partnership.
A Fictitious entity made up of 3 geographical and mythical divisions.
The City Division. The Town Division. The County Division.
We have that all encompassing entity know as…………HQ………… overseeing the Specialist Support Services Department that includes all of the other bits, from Crime Investigation to Bean Counting and performance monitoring department where all the important bits are kept.
There is a risk assessment and workplace injury reduction unit, professional standards and internal investigations unit as well as our state of the art high tech communications suite.
HQ has several car parks, some of them rather large. The tram lines of the tennis court clearly visible under the newly painted parking bays. Parking for the selected masses is important. If you have your own space you are truly special. The further away your parking place, the less status in the organisation you have. We have the obligatory and clearly marked disabled bays. No one should ever park in these. We mean it.
Our stores and general supplies unit is like a fortress. Appointments only and everything in triplicate on a totally one for one basis. Only. Ever.
We are working towards our vision. We have a mission to work towards our vision.
We have a clear vision of a citizen focused framework and a transparently safer community through strategic empowerment to meet the demands of modern and efficient Policing in the 21st Century.
We are working together with our partners to make our communities feel safe and be safe. We are working with you and for you. We want to try to get it right, first time and every time because we care.
Exactly what does this all mean ?
I don’t fully understand but it does sound pretty good and that could be important.
If all else fails it is because we have made an honest error of judgement, made inadvertent mistakes and one of our partners has made an administrative oversight. We must try to ensure that it can never happen again.
Either way itis someone else’s fault. We have learnt from our mistakes and apologise, for everything.