In lots of ways, dogs are better than kids because:
1. Don’t eat you out of house and home
2. Don’t ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to house-train and don’t leave their mess everywhere
4. Come when called and are always pleased to see you
5. Never ask to borrow your car
6. Don’t hang about with drug-user friends
7. Don’t smoke or get drunk
8. Don’t have to buy the latest fashion clothes.
9. Don’t want to wear your clothes without asking
10. Don’t need thousands of pounds for college or Uni
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children to cover some of the costs……..
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