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Irritable bowel.

Tracey Crompton has never had a job, and her husband Harry has been out of work for 15 years.

Yet the couple live for free in a seven bedroom house with their ten children and receive £32,656 in benefits a year.

Firstly, they want even more benefits.

Secondly, that their neighbours have nicknamed them ‘Britain’s Biggest Freeloaders’.

Mrs Crompton, 40, moaned: ‘I’m not satisfied with the benefits we get  –  I want more. I haven’t been able to work because I’ve had to bring up the kids and Harry’s got health problems.’

As both are unemployed, their weekly £120 rent is paid by housing benefit and they receive another £628 a week in income support, disability and carer’s allowance and other payments. Mr Crompton, 50, says he is unable to work due to angina and irritable bowel syndrome.

Angina doesn’t stop him popping out offspring.

I have a bit of an irritable bowel just thinking how my hard earned tax taken from me on false promises help sustain a lifestyle like this.

Some of us have the amount of kids we can afford whilst others simply take the piss big time.


4 Responses

  1. OMG am in shock. Pond scum has a purpose these lot have none OMG.

    Mind you when charity clients with animals turn up at a vets 9 out of 10 have just been or come back from some fantastic holiday, or have a brand new car, or have sat nav, or are calling from the pub and come in stinking of fags and/or booze.

    The people that really need the help can not get a look in, they do not know how to play the system.

  2. Should have been sterilised years ago. How about not allowing anyone to have children unless they hold down a full time job?

  3. OMG WEB why do these people live in my home town, it infuriates me, I suffer from IBS and also all the other problems I am going through since having my Gallbladder removed, neither of them have lead to me being off work, other then normal recupperating time after the op.

    They make the government look so rediculous, not sure if it mentioned in the Daily Mail but when it hit the headlines here it mentioned how many bottles of Coke they buy in a week.

    Also in the comments section they are claiming all that money and apparently only seven of the kids still live at home…it just gets better all the time….NOT!

  4. My partner and I woud like a child, but we’ve decided not to have one until we’ve paid back our credit cards and other debts. (The wonders of contraception). Maybe we should bankrupt ourselves, quit working and have as many state-funded babies as we fancy.

    Or then again, we could maintain some self-respect.

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