• What You Measure is What You Get.

    Einstein : Not everything that can be counted counts. And not everything that counts can be counted.
  • About me.

    I know enough to know that at 04.00am it gets dark out on the streets. It has done this for the last twenty odd years, to my knowledge and will probably continue for the forseeable future. At some stage in this ‘future’ I shall retire and probably won’t give a damn if it still gets dark at 04.00am. Until then I shall be out there, somewhere, lurking in the shadows because someone, somewhere will be doing stuff they shouldn’t and then, well then I will introduce myself. In the meanwhile I shall try to remain sane and remember why I joined in the first place and try to ignore all the people who piss me off by making the job more complicated than it should be.
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    Any opinions contained in posts are mine and mine alone. Many of them will not be those of any Police Force, Police Organisation or Police Service around this country. The opinions are based on many years of working within the field of practical operational Police work and reflect the desire to do things with the minimum of interference by way of duplication for the benefit of others who themselves do not do the same job. I recognise that we all perform a wide range of roles and this is essential to make the system work. If you don’t like what you see remember you are only one click on the mouse away from leaving. I accept no responsibility for the comments left by others.
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  • C.T.C. Constabulary.

    A Strategic Community Diversity Partnership. We are cutting bureaucracy and reducing the recording of target and monitoring related statistics. Our senior leaders will drive small, economical cars from our fleet surplus to save money to invest in better equipment for our frontline response officers. We are investing money to reinstate station canteens for the benefits of those 24/7 response officers. We have a pursuit policy. The message is that if you commit an offence and use a vehicle, we will follow you and stop you if necessary. It is your duty to stop when the lights and sirens are on. We take account of the findings of the Force questionnaire and are reducing the administration and management levels and returning these officers to frontline response duties. We insist on a work-life balance. We have no political masters. We are implimenting selection processes that take account of an individuals skills and proven abilities for the job. Our senior leaders will have one foot in reality and still possess the operational Policing skills they have long forgotton about and seldom used. All ranks are Police Officers first and specialists second. We will impliment career development and performance evaluation monitoring of our leaders by those officers who operate under that leadership. The most important role is that of Constable. All other roles are there to positively support the role and the responsibility of Constable and the duties performed.
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    “We trained very hard, but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we would be reorganised. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganising. It can be a wonderful method of creating the illusion of progress while creating confusion, inefficiency and demoralisation.”......Petronius
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    Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
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    Don't confuse your idea of how important you are with the responsibility of your role.
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    If you had to identify, in one word, why we will never achieve our full potential, Meetings would be that word.
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    When there is no answer to your problem, there is always deflection from the need to justify giving an answer.

Doesn’t it make you proud?

Now that summer has arrived the gloves are well and truly off. The coats, the sweatshirts and just about everything else. We even had the word from the big boss that we could take off our ties. I hope that the public will still be able to recognise us.

The spell of fine weather indicates that the dress protocols of the Britannia Estate’s finest have changed. Summer could well have arrived somewhat early and a little prematurely to be the real and lasting thing.

Gone are the hoods, at least during the day, gone are a small percentage of the baseball caps, again at least during the day, gone are most of the baggy designer T-shirts to reveal the sun-kissed torsos of the high and mighty as they drink from their various cans/bottles whilst they sit about putting everything right at the same time as showing off their myriad of coloured designer art that is forever and permanently tattooed upon them. It can’t be easy with all that free time to fill. A healthy discussion over current topics is always good for the constitution. I wonder who they will be voting for at the next election. I wonder which party they think has the most dynamic and relevant financial policies ?

The tax paying hoards are well supporting their easy and social lifestyle as they top up their tans whilst displaying their assorted bling. Some of them even have taken to disposing of the baggy jeans with the regulatory 4″ of visible boxer waistband to clad them selves in shorts, no less, exposing the white spindly sparrow legs of the nations youth that can only make one proud. Occasionally one of the girlies comes past with a screaming offspring in a pushchair, presumably on the way to the local day nursery so she can take a break from all things maternal. Well at this age one needs their personal time you know. What a waste and doesn’t it make you proud ? I wonder what the parents and families think ?

It has also been reported that three more of our nations finest young men have been the victims of a suicide bomber in a distant and far off land, bringing the total to 100. What a waste and doesn’t it make you proud ?  I wonder what the parents and families think ?

 

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2 Responses

  1. Ah, the lilly white torsos, the smell of stale booze, fags and sweat, unrestrained by puffa jackets, hoodies.. Summer is almost here.

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