Posted on March 31, 2008 by whichendbites
A just-turned-sixty and slightly graying haired man walked into an exquisite jewellery store one Friday evening with a gorgeous, bosomy, young woman at his side. She was stunningly beautiful.
He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend, so the jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000.00 ring.
The old man said, “No, I’d like to see something much more special than that!”
At that statement, the jeweller went to the safe and pulled out his special stock, and brought another ring over. “Here’s a stunning ring at only £40,000,” the jeweller said.
The young woman’s eyes sparkled and her whole body began to tremble with excitement. The old man seeing this said, “We’ll take that one.”
The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, “I’ll pay by cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque will clear, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds, then we’ll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon,” he said.
On Monday morning, the jeweller phoned the old man and informed him, “Sir, there’s insufficient funds in that account.”
“I know,” said the old man, “but let me tell you about my weekend!”
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