Comments for WHICHENDBITES

Comment on Send us a postcard. by Tony F

Tony F — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:54:13 +0000

I have a long week coming up! Hurrah! I suspect that will be it until Xmas though.

Comment on Putting on a show. by Noddy

Noddy — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:28:17 +0000

REGION? SECTOR?

Comment on Putting on a show. by Mr Plod

Mr Plod — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:25:25 +0000

Affa sorry loon, I am on annual spaniel (sic) so I winna be able to mak yon day oot and I div so like playing wi’ a yon Toys™.

Comment on Send us a postcard. by Toytowner

Toytowner — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:16:22 +0000

I’m on spaniel for a mere 28 days….YeeHa!

Comment on You couldn’t make it up. by Lesley

Lesley — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:21:21 +0000

Oh come on !!!

After they have recovered from their fur-induced asthma attack, they might have their ‘innate fear of authority figures’ to cope with down at the nick? … poor little darlings!

Then there is the claustrophobia if put in a cell….. there again, if you let them go, you might set off their agoraphobia….. ?

Maybe you should just set the spiders onto him ?

On the other hand, perhaps you should be training moult-free dogs as police dogs so as not to get up their noses?

The old saying: “If you don’t like the heat, stay out of the kitchen” would appear to be apt

Comment on Putting on a show. by inspectorgadget

inspectorgadget — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:25:48 +0000

I used to love going to those days. They won’t let me now.

Comment on Send us a postcard. by dickiebo

dickiebo — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:23:11 +0000

Absolutely no point in ‘talking to the people’ during that time, as they never bloody listen, anyway - unless it is to do the opposite!

Comment on Putting on a show. by Chrys

Chrys — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:45:26 +0000

“like some super hero but without the cape or underpants on the outside” Lol. You have a great way of writing it all out so we can visualize what’s taking place. I bet the kids loved that dog!

Comment on You couldn’t make it up. by Chrys

Chrys — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:30:24 +0000

You’ve got to be kidding. Well, if they are allergic then they shouldn’t be in said area doing something that will bring on the mighty fur beast! They should be in their own controlled environment.

Comment on You couldn’t make it up. by TheBinarySurfer

TheBinarySurfer — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:03:32 +0000

Next from the force policy office: “We are no longer issuing officers with sprays or extendable batons in case the people they need to arrest are Agliophobics.”

My personal favourite nanny-state sign is:

http://www.nerdtests.com/picsarea/eed6fdd3d34045f6114be59a7e2bb13c.jpg (it’s at the top of the page)