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One dog went to mow…………..

Posted on April 4, 2009 by whichendbites

Hope the white German Shepherd takes a spin round the lawn

Hope, a white German Shepherd, is a dab paw around the garden as he shows off his skills with the Flymo at his home in Sutton Coldfield.

The four-year-old, who was the winner of National Pet Month in April 2008, can also play the piano, claim organisers of a new talent show.

I must train mine to do this because he could then be useful on my rest days.

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3 Responses

  1. Dr Melvin T Gray, on April 5th, 2009 at 9:14 am Said:

    What a life! He only mows on Sundays leaving him free to play Bach six days a week.

  3. Nickynockynoonoo, on April 6th, 2009 at 9:57 pm Said:

    It’s got to be fake.

    Who has a lawn like that with a GSD?

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