Finally, Anna said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied, ‘Mum! I have someone for you to meet. She knew her mother well and had picked a good social match. That should be a social interest to get her mother back out into the world. It would be a start. One small step at a time and all that…………….
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend away…
Their first night there, she undressed as did he. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties, he was in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, ‘Why the black panties?’
She replied: ‘My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning.’
He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
The following night was the same – she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit – but now he was wearing a black condom.
She looked at him and asked: ‘What’s with the black condom?’
He replied, ‘I want to offer my deepest condolences.’
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