Why is it that during an effort to flee from an offence or evade arrest, the suspect will crash through a series of gardens, laying waste to fences, plants, greenhouses and any number of other garden implements or ornaments which make the sound of this evasion or escape a deafening and totally noisy affair.
Add to this the extra disturbance of one or possibly several officers as part of the pursuit team and the noise levels rise to sometimes staggering proportions.
Add to this the noise of just about every dog in the vicinity beginning to bark as though their lives depended on it and you get some idea of the intensity of the aural severity that would have environmental officers drooling at the lips.
Add to this the high level din and organised daylight supplied from our brave officers of the Police Flying Core for those Forces lucky enough to have one of them helicopter things.
Add to this the noise of police radios of the officers on containment or who have begun searching the gardens or other area where the fugitive is suspected to be and it is surely a wonder that no one seems to be woken by all this commotion.
Enter stage left the dog handler and his trusty canine companion.
Suddenly everything is silent.
The first foot of the handler in a garden, the first paw over a fence or the first crack of a snapping twig and windows fly open. Some arsehole always seems to shout ” who the bloody hell are you” or ” What the f#+* are you doing in my garden”.
You couldn’t make it up.
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It sounds like somthing out of an ‘carry on’ film.
‘carry on constable’ would be appropiate, wouldn’t it!!
Nice new header!
I just wish there were more of you WEB, theres been many a time when we just have one unit on in the force and theyre always the other end when you need them. Theres nothing better than a handler and their landshark turning up usually bringing a swift end to the chase/hunt.