Sheepdogs & Wolves

Have a look at MetCountyMounty’s new blog. Well worth at least a look.
Just click on the link.

Fingers on the pulse of the rainbow.

Telling you what to do seems to be the new way in managing the resources at your disposal. It is good to make a decision and stick by it. This is deemed good management.
For the minnions itis not good to challenge stuff. This, it appears, is food of the gods but not the rest.  The [...]

Can you figure it out ?

Can you figure out what these words have in common ?

Banana

Dresser

Grammar

Potato

Revive

Uneven

Assess

Have you already given up? Give  it another try…

 

You will kick yourself when you discover the answer.

Go back and look at them ag
ain; think hard.

Humour ?

1 . Two blondes walk into a building………..you’d think at least one
of them would have seen it.
2. Phone answering machine message – ‘….If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key…’
3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, ‘Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.’
4. I went to [...]

Free money, apply here, no proof needed.

It is nice and particularly satisfying to know that for anyone who works for a living, your hard earned taxes are used to support those who are in need of a bit of financial support. Generally it is for essentials, presumably a plasma screen TV, fag supply, regular alcohol intake needs, microwave dinners, alleged gambling [...]

How did we ever manage ?

Comms are busy with the allocation of the outstanding jobs, also trying to update the open logs with closures that have not yet been given. They have their targets to hit. The time from a call being received to answer, the time between receiving the call to the allocation of a unit to attend, also the time [...]

CTC Constabulary.

I have been getting an increasing number of hits for CTC Constabulary. After all, like all organisations it has a mission statement, it also has aims.
I should, perhaps, point out that this non-entity is a completely and utterly made up world that exists no-where but according to the sage offerings of +++++  +++++++  (I have disguised the [...]

Once upon a time…………..

Once upon a time……………..
Upon entering one of the inner sanctum chambers of what is fast becoming referred to as terminal 5, trap 1 to be exact, I glanced around for suitable visual indoctrination and was not to be disappointed. At the CTC Constabulary we have a new and radical publication called the ‘In the doghouse’. [...]

Help with the shopping.

Need some help with your groceries ?
Need that extra bit of cash to help with your shopping ?
Then you might be in the wrong job.
Look here for exciting and generously financed job opportunities.
Want to do a job where one law applies to you and another to everyone else ?
Don’t join the Police, become an MP. [...]

We’re out there, somewhere.

After some of the comments from the last post it-is clear that out there, in the place known as the real world, where response teams respond and the rest of the world watches whist it catches its breath, there is a wide difference in the availability of GP dog support. There are many reasons for this, [...]