• What You Measure is What You Get.

    Einstein : Not everything that can be counted counts. And not everything that counts can be counted.
  • About me.

    I know enough to know that at 04.00am it gets dark out on the streets. It has done this for the last twenty odd years, to my knowledge and will probably continue for the forseeable future. At some stage in this ‘future’ I shall retire and probably won’t give a damn if it still gets dark at 04.00am. Until then I shall be out there, somewhere, lurking in the shadows because someone, somewhere will be doing stuff they shouldn’t and then, well then I will introduce myself. In the meanwhile I shall try to remain sane and remember why I joined in the first place and try to ignore all the people who piss me off by making the job more complicated than it should be.
  • Opinions

    Any opinions contained in posts are mine and mine alone. Many of them will not be those of any Police Force, Police Organisation or Police Service around this country. The opinions are based on many years of working within the field of practical operational Police work and reflect the desire to do things with the minimum of interference by way of duplication for the benefit of others who themselves do not do the same job. I recognise that we all perform a wide range of roles and this is essential to make the system work. If you don’t like what you see remember you are only one click on the mouse away from leaving. I accept no responsibility for the comments left by others.
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  • C.T.C. Constabulary.

    A Strategic Community Diversity Partnership. We are working harder than ever before in a multi agency innovative way for a clearer vision of a citizen focused framework and a transparently safer community through strategic empowerment to meet the demands of modern and efficient Policing in the 21st Century. We are moving forward and have a real momentum on the ground. We have a real determination to make your community safe. Exactly what does this all mean ? I don’t fully understand but it does sound pretty good. That could be important. If all else fails itis because we have made an honest error of judgement, made inadvertent mistakes and one of our partners has made an administrative oversight. Either way itis someone else’s fault. We have learnt from our mistakes and apologise.
  • Whichendbites

    “We trained very hard, but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we would be reorganised. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganising. It can be a wonderful method of creating the illusion of progress while creating confusion, inefficiency and demoralisation.”......Petronius
  • Just so.

    Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces.
  • Reality.

    Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

South West madness

It appears that Fire Chiefs in part of the South West have been stricken down by the famed South West P.D. madness. Whether they have contracted this from some of the south west’s Police or they are unaware of national media reports over the last few years is unclear but it seems they may have been be [...]

PC Jonathan Inglis & Police Dog Mac.

Formidable.
That is a big word to describe something.
A big word with a big meaning and clearly relating to a big relationship. A relationship that has an unfortunate ending.  This relationship between PC Jonathan Inglis and his Central Scotland Police Rottie team mate Mac has come to an unfortunate end. Mac had been diagnosed with bone [...]

Doing the Honourable thing.

FORMER cabinet minister Peter Hain has broken ranks with his Labour colleagues and backed a massive pay increase for police officers, so reports the Daily Mash.
Mr Hain said rampant inflation was a price worth paying for a happy and prosperous police force that could then devote much more of its time to hobbies and family [...]

Night Stalking.

I was driving around one of the industrial estates on the edge of the Brittania council estate during the early hours. Slowly, no lights, windows open, hoping against all the odds to be in the right place at the right time.
The schools are long out of the realm on nights unless an alarm goes off [...]

Australia Day

Someone sent me this from across in Oz as itis Australia day, apparently. Don’t understand apart from a bit like any other national day but with beaches, sun and a few beers. The photo is amazing.

Dogs are like their owners.

Sybil Dartington-Smythe was having a small bit of a problem with her dog. It appeared that her small love bundle had become quite unexpectedly snappy, bless its little heart.
The small, furry and delightfully bulbous eyed little darling had apparently snapped at her ladyship’s hand when she tried to lift the little hyphenated sweetheart into the rear [...]

Thinking outside the box.

Well we have been inundated with meetings recently, not for the likes of everyday Police Officers but for the real decision makers up there in their towers at the sharp end of Policing strategy. Our family of Forces have so much in common with each other that they look for that little extra invention and [...]

Northern Rock effects on world banking.

For your information the effects of Northern Rock’s problems are now being felt fully in Japanese Banks:

I can confirm that Origami Bank has folded, and the Sumo Bank has gone belly up.
Latest reports suggest that Bonsai Bank is cutting its branches
and trading in the Kamikaze Bank has ceased after its shares nose dived. [...]

A few friends.

A few friends went to London as Inspector Gadget was supposed to be there, somewhere. I could not believe the length of the queue to get in to see him, there must have been thousands. He was allegedly giving out free baseball caps but had run out before the mob stuck at the end of [...]

My Top 5’s.

I have been looking at the variety of stats the wordpress wizards give and have come up with the following.
Most Referrals to the Whichendbites blog. No 1 is undisputed by a long way.
1. Inspector Gadget 
2. Planet Police
3. The old Whichendbites blog site.
4. Area Trace No Search
5. Jointly Officer Dibble - Mousie - 200 weeks. 
There [...]