Dog Bites…..ouch.

The next time you hear someone shouting these words’
“Police Officer with a dog, stop or I’ll send the dog “
Exactly what should you do ?
Choose your answer and your subsequent actions carefully.
Is it
Answer A: Ignore them, they’re only bullshitting you. Run off.
Answer B: Even if there is a dog I can either outrun it [...]

Whoever said History was boring ?

Some true facts…………IN THE 1500′S
The next time washing your hands and complaining because the water temperature isn’t just right, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:
These are interesting….
Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled [...]

Less paperwork ????

Crime in England and Wales has remained stable during the past year, according to Home Office figures. Police recorded the first fall in overall violence in eight years, but drug offences and robbery went up. The figures also indicate 24-hour drinking laws have not changed rates of alcohol-fuelled crime, but have merely shifted incidents to [...]

visa rules ?

Visa rules?
United States: Overstay your visa and you are banned from returning for six years.
Britain: Overstay your visa and your MP works hard to prevent you from leaving!
Why is Britain always the soft touch!?!
Got this from Not Proud Of Britain (But Would Like To Be) http://notproudofbritain.blogspot.com/

3rd world bomb squad

Border Police.

So Mr Brown recommends a new Border Police, from multi-agency type of approach. Great news. This will help with immigration and the like, I’m sure. But then again perhaps not.
We know where every untaxed car is in the country, located amongst all the millions of cars there are on the roads withn the UK, allegedly. [...]

One of the better nights.

I’m driving around an area that has been hit hard with burglaries during the night. The crime analyst shows us that the offences are between 1900 and 0400, thats 7pm and 4am in old money. I have just moved from one series of lanes, alleyways and footpaths towards another. I narrow the times down to [...]

BECOMING A MAN - degree course

BECOMING A MAN - TWO YEAR DEGREE COURSE
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be
interested in: Becoming a Real Man.
That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a
real man as well as earn an MA degree. (Male Arts)
Please take a moment to look over the [...]

Constantly, and I mean constantly,

Well I have heard (again) that the Government wants to reduce bureaucracy, reduce paperwork and get us out onto the streets more. After all, thats what the public want. Thats the way to deter crime and increase public confidence and the feeling of safety. How many times have we heard this before.
The problem is that [...]

Mental Health Hotline.

Mental Health Hotline, this just takes automated call handling to a new level. This is almost as good as the Police automated system.
“Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependant, ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5,6.
If you are paranoid [...]